That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
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