I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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