he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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