Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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