i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Go christen that room with your naked body.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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