I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
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Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
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When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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