I'm jealous of your bromance
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
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Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
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He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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