But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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