Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
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Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
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ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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