Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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