Buhtt sex?
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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