Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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