i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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