Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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