i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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