Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
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He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
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If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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