She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
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u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
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His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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