Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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