You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
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