So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
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Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
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Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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