How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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