This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
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Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
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The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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