She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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