No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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