She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
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we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
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He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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