small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
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drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
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To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name