oh good, I think they're gone
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD