Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.