That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
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She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
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Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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