Plan B is the new Plan A
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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