I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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