Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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