She is in my trunk
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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