Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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