How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
it was like eating out sand paper
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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