It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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