Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
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Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
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He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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