I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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