Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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