He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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