He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
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Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
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I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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