Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
You are the jesus of drinking
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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