I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
two words: eviction party
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
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so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
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I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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