Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
oh god was she eating orange peels again
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This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
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you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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