is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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