doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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