the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
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I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
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i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
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