I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
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fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
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make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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