I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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