i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
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You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
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I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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