For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
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There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
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I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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