Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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