Buhtt sex?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
So much Jack, so little girl.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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