You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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