So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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