is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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