I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
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There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
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Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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